The Susan Boyle sculpture is saved

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Tuesday, 1 June 2010

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Susan Boyle fans, all over the world, are in celebratory mood tonight at the news that a sculpture of their heroine has been saved from destruction.

The sculptress is delighted to confirm that her sculpture is intact and safe from harm.

Sadly, her college rules did not allow them to store the sculpture but they will not now destroy the work.

Featured in a national Scottish newspaper, the sculpture's impending doom has also attracted hundreds of supporters to back an online petition to rescue the sculpture from destruction.

The sculptress will also be interviewed by a West Lothian, Scotland newspaper tomorrow about the sculpture. As a tribute to Miss Susan Boyle, the sculptress intends that Scotland will be a fit and proper final destination for the sculpture.

The sculpture, work in progress, has previously been featured on as the Andalusian, Raving Loonie, sculptress and her Red Knicker Association fought to guard the secrecy of the susasculptura from the fanatical Red Scarf brigade.

It has been finally revealed to the world with a hugely positive reception.

Congratulations to Luz Roberta, you made it girl.

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