Fangs latest craze in SuBo fandom

Funny story written by Amethyst Ryder

Sunday, 30 May 2010

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Fandom bites: Latest craze in SuBo cult really sucks.

Wearing fangs has become the hot new trend among the Susan Boyle fans at the Greatest Only-est Online Susa-show on Earth (GOOSE).

At a recent gathering of GOOSE, sometimes known as the Company of the Elect, approximately two dozen fans proudly sported their new toothwear.

"Fangs are fun!" said Alpha-GOOSE CareBear, who apparently started the trend. "No harm done, unless you piss me off."

Several GOOSE members, speaking under the influence of several glasses of red wine, admitted that the fang fanatics sometimes do enjoy a bit of ripping and tearing of flesh, and even a bit of sucking of blood.

"We're not above clamping down on a dangly bit or two," giggled one member whose name could not be discerned amidst the giggling.

"But that's not all we do," member RedWhiteNBlue4Sue was quick to add. "We're mostly just about necks. Very conservative."

"And we always bless before we bite," emphasized fellow member Blessed Bea. "Always."

Contrary to what one might expect in discussion of such countercultural practices in an otherwise mainstream fandom, expressions of dissent were noticeably lacking. One member, PhotoGenesis, did venture to post on the GOOSE forum: "What does this have to do with Susan Boyle?" PhotoGenesis was promptly banned and damned from the Company of the Elect.

Plans are underway by Disgruntled Outcasts from GOOSE (DOG) to hold a gigantic, fang-free party in celebration.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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