Susan Boyle's Purple Team have unlikely supporters

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Monday, 10 May 2010

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Supporters of Susan Boyle, that is fans, not fanatics have gained an unlikely foothold into the real politics of the UK.

Disenchantment with the Con Lib Dem coalition has spawned a purple alliance who are set to protest and demonstrate against CleggCam Incorporated.

Overseas fans of Susan Boyle may be confused and not a little bemused to find that the Purple for Susan Boyle Alliance has support from a vast politically active group on Twitter and Facebook.

However, the takebackparliament group will actively protest and are destined to be all over the media. Susan Boyle's Purple Team prefer to use their superior intellect and quietly protest in their own unique way.

It seems likely that CleggCam Incorporated will take over as the UK government in the next few days. Backdoor deals, vows of silence and underhand negotiation have brought CleggCam Inc to the brink of an agreement.

LibDem ordinary supporters are rightly outraged. They are hearing nothing, from talks that maybe about nothing, from nobodies who are determined at any cost to be somebodies.

The parallels with the Susan Boyle purple team are obvious. The purple, Susan Boyle team evolved because they are against nobodies making themselves somebodies, that nobody knew or cares anything about.

Life is very strange. Purple is the new colour of protest.

Gordon Brown continues to sit at home in Downing Street. Still the legitimate Prime Minister, despite being reviled by the Tories and many others. A man of principle, dedicated to public service, which is more than can be said for the horse trading going on all around him.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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