David Cameron bigs up his big idea of a Big Society. What will that mean for the biggest bastards in Britain?
Bigger profits for bigger, Tory sponsoring, big business. Then, bigger headaches for ever bigger unemployment queues.
A bigger hole that he is digging us all into, followed by bigger VAT and taxes for the big majority, and bigger rebates for the big guys.
Large is a word he does not use as bigger is better. It sounds nice but it beggars all belief in the bigger picture of things.
But, make the police force bigger, with big wages and bugger all improvement in the burglary numbers. Brag about bloody, brilliant bonuses for the big guys in the big city but blame the ballooning numbers of beggars in Biggleswade on the blinking unions.
Did Thatcher ever leave the building, blooming hell, she's back