Falling for the three card trick

Written by galgar

Friday, 23 April 2010

Does the newest political double act of Cleggy and Cable really have any sound policies or is the latest pair of warbling Libdem wannabes just telling the public what they want to hear and hiding their true colours? Can you imagine what life would be like if they were fortunate enough to gain power? If you think that the present system of taxation is horrendous then think again. We are after all speaking of the joke party...pants down and bums up. Come back Paddy all is forgiven.

Jokes aside, a vote for Cleggy and Cable would be a vote for the continuation of unopposed invasion and also a future increase, something both are reticent to speak about.

Just imagine some poor souls that lost their lives defending our precious shores against invaders in the last two world wars coming back to view the present situation. One imagines they might look around with incredulity and say...is this what we gave our lives for.

The decades of uncontrolled immigration are uppermost in most peoples minds as the country is rapidly being turned into a third world slum. Ask yourselves the question. Why do MPs avoid the mention of immigration. Answer...because some of them would be first in line for repatriation. Never mind the reason why daddy slipped in unobserved and set up house as a legitimate Brit.

I never thought I would be praying for a military coup as the only way to our salvation...being governed by honourable men that can't be found in the public domain or the house of commons. And let's not forget, the house of lords is now almost brim full of whinging scroungers all paying lip service to socialism. Gongs for services rendered, some unmentionable even in this the time of tolerance, is a rather rotten joke. So in future when you curse our rotten politicians please remember their are many more rotten apples in that other barrel nearby.

The worst traitor in living memory was the late misguided Teethy Heathy when he took us into the common market and for that he deserves the same treatment as Oliver Cromwell. Give the stray dogs a treat and declare yet another public holiday that those so inclined can take more drugs and drink more booze to hasten the self imposed demise.

I don't understand why state owned poppy and cannabis farms are not part of the economy. Why allow foreign criminals to make a fortune out of us when the people can benefit directly from the sale of legitimate home produced drugs. If you can't stop the importation and distribution, take over the production and eventually you will have full control over the distribution and pricing...undercut the criminals. It's only common sense.

One wonders why we even bothered to fight two world wars, losing the cream of British manhood only to capitulate and bend over for a caning by the very ones we fought to maintain our freedom. Small is beautiful and big is an abomination soon to collapse into chaos. The inevitable collapse of the EU will be the best thing that happened since its inception and will benefit the British taxpayer greatly.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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