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Funny story: Northerners converting to Tory in record numberss

Northerners converting to Tory in record numberss

Burnley has long been the home of flat caps, whippets, ferrets down trousers, and miserable Northerners moaning about them queers down in London. However, during the recent general election, Burnley turned an ostentatious blue, and its residents are...

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Funny story: Man Didn't Vote In Election

Man Didn't Vote In Election

A man has revealed how he decided not to seize the opportunity of casting his vote in the UK General Election yesterday, and went to work instead. Myke Woodson told friends that he really couldn't care less what happened in the election, and hoped...

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Funny story: Full General Election Results To Be Withheld Until Tampering Process Has Been Completed

Full General Election Results To Be Withheld Until Tampering Process Has Been Completed

The results of the General Election are in, it's been reported, but they will not be made freely available to the general public until after the complex 'adjustment process' has been completed, probably later today. Unofficial sources have specula...

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Funny story: Conservatives should vote on Friday due to voting card mix-up

Conservatives should vote on Friday due to voting card mix-up

A nationwide change to polling cards means that the election will now be spread over two days. Boris Johnson has insisted that his face be printed next to the Conservative party's candidate on every polling card printed. As a result, there has been a...

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Funny story: Johnson's U-Turn U-Turn

Johnson's U-Turn U-Turn

Looking like the ghost of a hunchbacked chef that haunts a ruined French patisserie, Prime Minister Boris Johnson performed a radical U-turn on his previous radical U-turn by revoking his earlier U-turn of doing everything everyone wants all at the s...

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Funny story: UKIP Manifesto

UKIP Manifesto

Voters up and down the country were caught by surprise, after UKIP launched their political manifesto to six people at a local dogging site in Chelmsford. Current UKIP leader, Pat Mountain, was pleased with the reaction to the manifesto, as no one th...

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Funny story: Man Given Emergency CPR After Swallowing Tory Bullshit

Man Given Emergency CPR After Swallowing Tory Bullshit

A man was recovering in hospital this morning having spent a night under observation, after becoming ill when he got just a little too close to Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who was making a speech on his campaign trail. David Syclops, from Hunsl...

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Funny story: Corbyn under further fire over Antisemitism

Corbyn under further fire over Antisemitism

Labour's election campaign has once again been derailed by highly-credible claims of antisemitism, aimed at leader Jeremy Corbyn. Following on from the intervention of the Chief Rabbi, coincidentally after the party's manifesto said it would stop...

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Funny story: General Election 2019: Campaign Promises Unlikely To Be Kept

General Election 2019: Campaign Promises Unlikely To Be Kept

As the campaigning for the 2019 General Election has now got into full swing, some experts are saying that it's possible that many of the promises that have already been made by the major parties are "all talk", and will not be kept. It's normal f...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson's election bus to be powered by bullshit

Boris Johnson's election bus to be powered by bullshit

The UK's general election got up to full speed this week, as the media pressed the accelerator of information and the political parties took the steering wheel of policy. The Conservatives revealed their new weapon - a big red bus with not just on...

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Funny story: MPs Seek Brexit Extension "Until The End Of Time"

MPs Seek Brexit Extension "Until The End Of Time"

It's been more than three years now since the UK referendum on whether or not to leave the EU, and still the government can't quite get the country 'over the line'. Prime Minister Boris Johnson has repeatedly asserted that, deal or no deal, Octobe...

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Funny story: October General Election May Be Monster Raving Loony Party's Big Chance

October General Election May Be Monster Raving Loony Party's Big Chance

The political shenanigans being played by Prime Minister Boris Johnson, and the furore surrounding them which has led to some analysts to suggest an October General Election might be on the cards, could well benefit one party that has, until now, pro...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Participate In General Election

Harry Maguire To Participate In General Election

Harry Maguire, the 26-year-old Manchester United centre-half, who became the costliest defender in the world when he signed for the Old Trafford club from Leicester City, has announced he will stand as an independent candidate against Boris Johnson i...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Admits That He Is A Right Cunt

Boris Johnson Admits That He Is A Right Cunt

In an extraordinary impromptu press conference held outside 10 Downing Street just minutes ago, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has said that he doesn't want a snap General Election, Britain will leave the EU on 31 October, and that, without any shadow...

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Funny story: New Labour Party Slogan unveiled -"There but not involved"

New Labour Party Slogan unveiled -"There but not involved"

The Labour Party today announced the new slogan that they keep on braying about at every available opportunity in their attempt to bully Parliament into holding a general election that no one except themselves wants. The new slogan is based on the...

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Funny story: New UK PM Boris Johnson Calls General Election on 4th of July

New UK PM Boris Johnson Calls General Election on 4th of July

London, UK - (Rioters): The UK will have its very own Independence Day the newly-elected PM has said, with British voters heading to the polls on the 4th of July. “We’re going to destroy the shackles of EU bondage,” Johnson announced at this morni...

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Funny story: May To Return

May To Return

Embattled poisonous harpy (and current UK Prime Minister) Theresa May has admitted she’ll “probably stay on after Brexit”. Despite the fact she’s as popular as a Klan member at a Martin Luther King Jr memorial service. May said (after a healthy be...

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