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Funny story: Boris Johnson's election bus to be powered by bullshit

Boris Johnson's election bus to be powered by bullshit

The UK's general election got up to full speed this week, as the media pressed the accelerator of information and the political parties took the steering wheel of policy. The Conservatives revealed their new weapon - a big red bus with not just on...

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Funny story: MPs Seek Brexit Extension "Until The End Of Time"

MPs Seek Brexit Extension "Until The End Of Time"

It's been more than three years now since the UK referendum on whether or not to leave the EU, and still the government can't quite get the country 'over the line'. Prime Minister Boris Johnson has repeatedly asserted that, deal or no deal, Octobe...

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Funny story: October General Election May Be Monster Raving Loony Party's Big Chance

October General Election May Be Monster Raving Loony Party's Big Chance

The political shenanigans being played by Prime Minister Boris Johnson, and the furore surrounding them which has led to some analysts to suggest an October General Election might be on the cards, could well benefit one party that has, until now, pro...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Participate In General Election

Harry Maguire To Participate In General Election

Harry Maguire, the 26-year-old Manchester United centre-half, who became the costliest defender in the world when he signed for the Old Trafford club from Leicester City, has announced he will stand as an independent candidate against Boris Johnson i...

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Funny story: Boris Johnson Admits That He Is A Right Cunt

Boris Johnson Admits That He Is A Right Cunt

In an extraordinary impromptu press conference held outside 10 Downing Street just minutes ago, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has said that he doesn't want a snap General Election, Britain will leave the EU on 31 October, and that, without any shadow...

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Funny story: New Labour Party Slogan unveiled -"There but not involved"

New Labour Party Slogan unveiled -"There but not involved"

The Labour Party today announced the new slogan that they keep on braying about at every available opportunity in their attempt to bully Parliament into holding a general election that no one except themselves wants. The new slogan is based on the...

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Funny story: New UK PM Boris Johnson Calls General Election on 4th of July

New UK PM Boris Johnson Calls General Election on 4th of July

London, UK - (Rioters): The UK will have its very own Independence Day the newly-elected PM has said, with British voters heading to the polls on the 4th of July. “We’re going to destroy the shackles of EU bondage,” Johnson announced at this morni...

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Funny story: May To Return

May To Return

Embattled poisonous harpy (and current UK Prime Minister) Theresa May has admitted she’ll “probably stay on after Brexit”. Despite the fact she’s as popular as a Klan member at a Martin Luther King Jr memorial service. May said (after a healthy be...

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Funny story: General Election Set For Valentine's Day Has Had To Be Cancelled, After MPs Voted Wrongly In 'No Confidence' Debacle

General Election Set For Valentine's Day Has Had To Be Cancelled, After MPs Voted Wrongly In 'No Confidence' Debacle

A historic defeat for the Prime Minister and her Brexit deal in the House of Commons on Tuesday, and a vote of 'no confidence' in the government on Wednesday, should have forced a General Election, but a major blunder by MPs on their ballot slips, me...

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Funny story: Clever Corbyn goes Smart

Clever Corbyn goes Smart

Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, has finally grasped the wants of today's generation and proposed a revamp of democracy as we know it. "Yes, all these elections and parties and stuff are anachronistic. I want to take this country into a new era. We w...

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Funny story: Donald Trump meets with Queen to discuss forming a new government

Donald Trump meets with Queen to discuss forming a new government

Donald Trump is seeking to extend his power-base by putting in a bid to run the British Government, it has been revealed. The American President flew into London, on Air-force one, landing on Buckingham Palace's roof, whilst Teresa May was in ther...

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Funny story: Britain trolls another election

Britain trolls another election

For the third year running, voters in the UK have been asked who they think should lead the country. For the third year running, they have replied "not them". The question of who they actually would like to run the country is still unanswered, but th...

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Funny story: Most Brits don't decide who to vote for until the tabloids tell them on election day

Most Brits don't decide who to vote for until the tabloids tell them on election day

A survey of people of voting age in the UK has found that a small majority - 52% - don't pay any attention to the election until polling day itself when they just read the front page of a tabloid newspaper. Barry Sheen, 37, of Epping Forest is a p...

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Funny story: May vs Corbyn: Election Fashion

May vs Corbyn: Election Fashion

Fashion on the long winding election road seems to be deadly important. It matters little to none if a politician is able to deal effectively with the EU or our upcoming Brexit begging but it does matter to the wider public what type of shoes their w...

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Funny story: General Election Watch

General Election Watch

In the run up to the General Election the media have moved away from trying to see if Jeremy Corbyn has eaten a baby and actually asked a question or two about the Conservatives "Social Care Plan". Back and to the Left news investigates. Well we'r...

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Funny story: 'Tony the Confessor' blares back

'Tony the Confessor' blares back

Livid at not being asked to lead the Labour charge against Theresa May and the Old Boys, former Prime Minister Tony Blair has pledged he will fight to the death until Britain accepts he's right. "As an ancestor of Ethelred the Unready and, of cour...

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Funny story: Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives

Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives

UK polling organisations have today published their predictions for the June 8th UK General Election. They forecast unanimously that the Conservatives will suffer a crushing defeat, losing their majority in parliament. The pollsters have furthe...

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