The unelected Scottish Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, finally lost it last night on TV.
He had learned earlier in the day that the LibDems would only seek a cosy deal with Labour if "that gormless twat Brown" is evicted from no 10 Downing Street.
Senior Labour rottweilers, negotiating with the LibDems bully boys are reported to have crapped themselves. In a wringing of the hands moment they debated, how to tell Gordon he is out on his arse, on the street. How can we evict two young kids and then tell Sarah Brown, you can't take your veggie garden with you?
Poor Gordon was heartbroken at the news as he surveyed his domain in Downing Street. Quickly recovering he vowed to "nail that nasty Nick and hang him out to dry."
Gordon practised his "Get Real" moment all afternoon. He could be seen in his ministerial car mouthing "Get Real, Nick you bastard" and awaited his opportunity to really get Nick when he least expected it.
As the leaders debated on Sky TV, Gordon saw his chance and unleashed not one, but three "Get Reals" at the unsuspecting Nick.
Gordon is fighting for his political life and has at last got real with himself.
"I will not have my boys slung out on the mean streets of London" he cursed, "Damn you Nick, I love Sarah's veggies and that's all there is to it"
