BNP counts on immigrant/coloured voters for final push into parliament!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

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This the US open version, the new UK look due to the BNP's non-white members requires full coverage!

Nick Griffin after being forced to allow non-white Brits to join the BNP has been overwhelmed by the amount of Singh's, and Mohammed's plus some black-Smiths wishing to support his cause.

In fact this surprising turn of events has already given Nick and his BNP a majority in Bradford (better known as Karachi, Yorkshire) and Brixton (better known as The Bronx, London).

The BNP and their new non-white members have joined forces to "Keep Britain Tidy".

Here some main points of their "Solidarity Bill"

A)No more immigrants will be allowed to enter, there are enough of us as it is!

B)Stop the building of Mosques and Muslims who don't like it can pray outside in the rain.

C)All non-white and white BNP members must join together whilst marching and cover their heads with Ku Klux Klan masks out of respect for the BNP's friends in the US.

D)All men are equal as long as white men in the BNP rule the party and the rest obey.

E)Those who vote for the BNP, white or non-white will be allowed to cheer for England at the World Cup.

F)All new BNP'ers must remove their shoes before Nick Griffin enters the room, if they do it for Allah then they should do it for Nick.

These are just some of the main points in the BNP's attempt to give Britain a new face after past attempts at multi-culti have miserably failed.

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