Aspirin sales are set to soar due to the amount of headaches, caused by people listening to constant Labour -Tory brainwashing shit on all mainstream media.
A recent study has shown that despite those medical people that keep pushing that poisonous crap Paracetamol, the fact is that Aspirin is the best of all solutions for headaches, it is probably the most undervalued medicine we have and probably the only one that can be trusted.
Aspirin is even good at helping people with heart problems as it thins the blood helping reduce the chance of a heart attack.
If you decide to watch any news broadcasts, on any mainstream channel make sure you have your aspirins handy or better still just totally ignore these brainwashing Cameron-Brown, conditioning broadcasts.
