Westminster walls tremble as The Spoof announces, "we will fight the election!"

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

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"Fool Brittania" (especially wearing this) the new slogan of the Spoof Party fighting the UK election!

"We'll fight them on the beaches (who?), in the pubs, under the bridges and in South Africa laying down," were the blood curdling words of the next Prime Minister of the UK.

Labour, The Conservatives, LIB "DIMS" and the BNP are shaking in their Jack-Dee-Boots as the Spoof writership, backed and sponsored by it's Editor, the Rt.Hon.Sir Mark Lawton, MBE (Mighty Bollocked Editor) enter the General Election!

The party will enter it's manifesto and announce the names of the future Prime Minister and principle ministers on this official Spoof.

This classified info will be sent via Lady Godiva on the back of a Shire-horse, displaying everything, to the Queen, Mary, before she sinks.

Here the name of the party:

The Raging Loony Spoof Party, right side of left and in the middle and over the Cuckoo's nest (thanks Jack!)

Jaggedone was the first to hear of this sensational news and sent a CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter over to head office via the gutter and bidet called, Quentin Clit-Sleazemonger, here his report:

The Spoof have announced the next Prime Minister and his cabinet (no time for losers!)

Prime Minister = Colonel Juan, a winning, straight, sleazeless Carpet Bagger and fit to run any country including Andorra but not Lichtenstein?

Deputy Prime Minister = Skoob99, a loser (supports Man U) never opens his overcoat to divulge his secrets, perfect choice.

Foreign Minister = Jaggedone, speaks 5 languages (none perfectly) loves German Beer, Birds, survived the Holocaust and has his CIA everywhere, magnifique Mon dieu!

Home Minister = Jesus Buddah, Mad as a Hatter but never wears one and loves hunting, young felines on horseback, he also bare's his BALLS, always!

Minister for Irish affairs = Fergus McArthy, Irish Loony, hates Protestants and Ian Paisley and has sworn to unite Ireland even if it means Roy Keane being their manager!

Science Minister = Lynton, Nutty Professor, thinks in chemical formulas, i.e, gobbledygook, has promised to hinder Iran and North Korea nuking the USA and is busy resurrecting Chemical Ali in a test-tube.

Other names will soon follow and as for the Spoof's American writers, there is no place for traitors in this party!

Main theme running through the parties manifesto is: MADNESS, MADNESS AND EVEN MORE MADNESS!

Jaggedone's CIA reporter has also confirmed that Nick Griffin BNP, has applied for the post of Immigration Minister, HE'LL NEVER LET THEM IN!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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