Notoriously untrustworthy internet joke website liesliesandporkypies.not crashed this afternoon as it was inundated with emails and calls from irate Susan Boyle (SuBo) fans protesting at the website's totally fabricated headline declaring that the diminutive Scottish cat-loving crooner had won the coveted 'Rear Of The Year' prize.
Fans were furious that the website should publish such a hateful lie, insisting that it must be obvious to all but a blind man that Susan Boyle's arse wouldn't qualify for Rear Of The Year Prize in a month of Sundays.
One fan contacted us in almost hysterical desperation, sobbing that it wasn't about Susan Boyle's arse - which can at best be described as 'an arse' - but about the mean-spirited manner in which certain hack reporters thoughtlessly published articles on the internet, subjecting those far less fortunate than themselves to mockery and public ridicule.
A five foot tall spokesperson for liesliesandporkypies.not told us that the story was just a joke, and an obvious joke at that. Adding that these bloody SuBo nutjob fans needed to get their priorities right by doing something constructive in the kitchen.
One of our reporters responded to the SuBo fans' complaints by saying:
"Susan Boyle, less fortunate than us? She trousered a bloody cheque last week for six mil, and bought a fucking £400k house! I'd take a saggy arse anytime for that kind of wedge. And I'd flash me meat and two veg on Facefuck!"
More as we get it.
