Gordon Brown's preparations for the General Election were thrown into disarray last night following the discovery of some topless photographs, taken when he was 15 years old.
The snaps, technically illegal because he was under 16, were thought to have been taken by Labour Party officials in a bid to make the youthful political hack appear more glamourous.
Brown was a young, struggling political hack. The opportunity to earn a bit of extra cash for showing some flesh was too good for him to turn down. He never expected the snaps to resurface on the internet during an election campaign.
Brown has not commented about the pictures. However, Labour Party spokesperson Phil Mike Hunt said "I think he looks fab! It was a long time ago, and people need to understand that times change. He's not the first politician to expose himself."
David 'Dave' Cameron has responded by booking an appointment with the Sunday Sport.
