Brown to tax your manhood

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Friday, 26 March 2010


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This bloke's just glad he's only got a little one.

Alistair Darling announced on Wednesday tough new measures to get the national debt reduced. these included taxes on fuel, cigarettes, and alcohol.

Now it has been revealed that one of his lesser known taxes is the one to tax your manhood. Under new proposals any manhood under 2 inches would be exempt of tax. Then for each inch afterwards would be £25 a year.

New offices would be opened in all large cities and towns where people would be able to pay the tax. These places would be fully staffed and would take at least 100,000 off the unemployment register failure to pay would result in a visit from the police.

When asked whether the measurement would be taken when the member is hard or when it is flaccid a spokesperson replied we would get more revenue if it is hard so we will have measures to make sure flaccid ones are hard. These include having the staff naked and a supply of adult magazines.

John (Big Boy) Carter a builder from Aylesbury said it would cost him £250 a year once again Brown is hitting the working man where it hurts

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