Chubby is said to be dead chuffed at the recent invite from Gordon Ramsey to appear on The F Word episode in which Gordon and Susan Boyle will be having a "Haggis Cookoff".
"Yeah, arm dead chuffed 'onest. Arm real made up and I did 'ear that Simon Nancy Cowell is a bit pissed off about it.
"A don't know what he's kicking off about. 'E doesn't OWN Susan. Does 'e ?
"Poor lass. She should be allowed to do what she f****ing well wants in my opinion. An' a don't know what Cowell's worried about. A CAN go for ages without swearing and arm not f****ng kidding yer either. Just ask our lass.
"Mind you, 'aving said that, it's only when arm not torking at all. 'Ave yer got a fag? Arm feeling a bit nervous like."
Chubby had to dash off as he was due in court AGAIN!
Good luck Chubs.
