London - (Rioters): The TinFoilHatters'R'Us.con site reported today that the convicted child killer is back behind bars because he was caught trying to fly to Russia 'to see his DNA father Vladimir Putin'.
An editorial this weekend will also assert Venables 'hid guns and ammunition' in his swish taxpayer-funded apartment at a secret, undisclosed location believed to be 25 Acacia Avenue, Pratts Bottom.
Previously reports also claimed that both Venables and his former crime accomplice Robert Thompson's shambolic parole conditions have been shielded by covert MI5 agreements with the KGB.
Offshore accounts seen by the conspiracy website apparently show the First Vatican Bank of Tel Aviv's involvement in the smoothing over of tedious burecauratic procedures during the pair's nine year parole on licence.
"It's very hard living on the minimum wage," the bank's Canary Wharf representative office commented today.
"Fortunately domestic subsidence, er..subsistence! - bursaries are sometimes made available to needy causes."
The bank's corporate logo is a flying saucer.
