Exhausted Satirist Retires To Bed

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 4 March 2010

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An anonymous satirist finally packed up his laptop in the early hours of this morning and headed off to bed after hours of mind numbing attempts to find something new and vaguely amusing to say about the individuals currently languishing in the media spotlight.

Sadly, the satirist drew a blank, concluding that even though his contributions were getting shorter and increasingly irrelevant and unamusing, he lacked the physical and mental energy to spew out even one more badly crafted news item.

"I just don't feel like I have it in me any more," he told the cat as he turned off the TV and flipped off the lights. "It all just seems so futile. Too many silly games going on for me. Shame really..."

No more right now. No matter who gets it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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