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Funny story: Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire

Onion offers To Buy Out Spoof and Eliminate Embarrassing Satire

Moe Pipick owner and editor-in chief of The Onion announced today: "I have offered The Spoof a considerable sum just to stop them from embarrassing themselves and stinking up the body fine satire that is being published today." He continued;"Mo...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Bureau Back After Latest Incident

Spoof Writer Bureau Back After Latest Incident

Spoof writer Bureau Longfellow is back at The Spoof today after his latest round of incidents, accidents and sickness. Bureau says that this time the turnip truck was traveling a good 40 Miles Per Hour when he fell off the back and rolled over 300...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Trapped in Russian Airport for Months

Spoof Writer Trapped in Russian Airport for Months

Noted American spoof and whimsy writer Ossurworld has managed to escape the NSA clutches once again. NSA (No Strings Attached) had stopped him from leaking more vile tales of whimsy on American sports for several months. Accused of excessive dr...

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Funny story: Ambitious writer tries to turn tweet into book

Ambitious writer tries to turn tweet into book

A writer has explained his wacky idea of turning a 140 character tweet into a fully fledged printed book. Irish Italian Ray Di O'Gaga told the media today that the brave plan would take up his time for the rest of 2013 - and he hopes the book will be...

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Funny story: Letters of complaint to the Spoof

Letters of complaint to the Spoof

Dear Sirs, I read the Magazine article "Situations vacant. Typical British family wanted" by Mr Clive Danton and was quite horrified, how on earth did he know I am a junkie and my 14 year old daughter is a crack hoe with two children from different fathers? He hacked our mobile phones. If this article is not removed I will contact ITV4 and inform them we are not doing the programme. Yours Fa...

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Funny story: Rokes Droft. Part the Last

Rokes Droft. Part the Last

Danton cupped a hand to his ear. "Hist" he said. "What can you hear?" asked Lynton. "A hiss" answered Danton. "Where's it coming from?" enquired Colonel Erskin. "That rucksack" said Danton, pointing to the green bundle on the floor. Pinxit made a grab for the offending item and opened the flap, from inside, a tall figure emerged wearing a pork pie trilby, rain coat and wellington bo...

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Funny story: Defrocked Jesuit Francois DuBois Of West 'By God!' Virginia To Open Premium Rate Telephone Confessional

Defrocked Jesuit Francois DuBois Of West 'By God!' Virginia To Open Premium Rate Telephone Confessional

Disgraced Jesuit, and go-getting entrepreneur, Francois DuBois, of West 'By GOD!' Virginia, today announced that he will soon be opening a premium rate telephone confessional service, for people who lead such busy lives that they don't have the time...

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Funny story: Bolivian Dictator Courted By Manchester City - Stalls Over New Contract

Bolivian Dictator Courted By Manchester City - Stalls Over New Contract

Revolutionary Bolivian dictator and left sided midfielder, Colonel Juan San Andreas, is apparently stalling in talks with Mercado Olimpica Del Satirista of La Paz, over a contract extension after being feted by Manchester 'Moneybags' City. San And...

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Funny story: The Cole Hole Gang. Part one. "Going underground"

The Cole Hole Gang. Part one. "Going underground"

The gang came together after several of its members had been locked out of their local pubs by the Moderators, a notorious head hunting crew that preyed on people using profanity and bad diction. In one night alone, the Moderators closed seven public houses. Each member of the Cole Hole gang had been sent home from their local after falling foul of the Mods. Capo, Clive Danton remembers his fir...

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Funny story: Victorian Spoof discovered in Chelmsford Attic

Victorian Spoof discovered in Chelmsford Attic

The following is a Spoof news article from 1840, one of several articles discovered in a dusty box in the attic of Duncan Brown in Chelmsford. It has come to the attention of all rational minded individuals that our beloved Queen of a mere three years, Queen Victoria, intends to marry into German nobility. Polite society has given notice that it has been appalled that such Visigoth blood should...

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Funny story: So Like, How Did You Become A Spoofer? - Miley From California Replies

So Like, How Did You Become A Spoofer? - Miley From California Replies

How did you become a spoofer? Miley from Los Angeles replies: "Well, it's like I was kicking back, and you know, like chillin' by the hot tub, and I kinda got hooked by this article when I Googled Rob Pattinson...man, he's just soooo buff! And, like, this story came up about Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart being like, ah, real life vampires and stuff, and drinking bloody Mary's, you know?...

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Funny story: Inchcock Inducted Into Spoof Hall Of Fame

Inchcock Inducted Into Spoof Hall Of Fame

Cyberspace/Nottingham - In a moving ceremony at 4.34am this morning on the banks of the Trent, tired and emotional Spoof writer Inchcock was inducted into the official Spoof Roll of Honor after becoming the first spoofer to officially write over 500 fake diaries. The 500th diary was published on Thursday when 'Willie' Hague described a tender moment with his personal assistant Julian. Other cel...

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Funny story: Lynton Erskin and Inchcock. The race. Part three

Lynton Erskin and Inchcock. The race. Part three

From behind his field binoculars, Skoob watched transfixed as the chaos unfolded. "One nil to us" said Skoob handing the glasses to C.J. "Wow!" Exclaimed C.J. "That was close those silly sods could have ended up in the Serpentine". "Serpentine?" answered Skoob "what's paint brush cleaner got to do with it?" "The Serpentine Skoob, the big pond in the middle of the park you twit" answer...

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Funny story: Undisclosed Number Of Spoof Writers To Be Awarded Victoria Cross

Undisclosed Number Of Spoof Writers To Be Awarded Victoria Cross

It's just been revealed that a number of contributors to online satirical website, The Spoof, are to be awarded the Victoria Cross, by Her Majesty the Queen in an extraordinary ceremony at Buckingham Palace to be held in late August. The medals ar...

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Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo fleet, speak about Amy Winehouse

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo fleet, speak about Amy Winehouse

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones spoke to a Spoof Journalist about the death, a few days ago, of celebrity, Amy Winehouse. "Ee! We are ded gutted arn we Anitakapita? A cudn' believe me own bleeding ears when i' came on the News. A woke our lad up, coz 'e'd dozed off, as per, on the sofa after coming 'ome bladdered. E were as gobsmcked as Ah were an' all.. She were ded gud an' all tha'...

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Funny story: Does this Spoof writer qualify for a disability pension? Technology is driving me crazier than I was

Does this Spoof writer qualify for a disability pension? Technology is driving me crazier than I was

Many years ago, around 1957,I was totally fascinated by the television set my dad bought when I was about 9 years old. A small black and white picture came into our living room each day, to amuse us and bring us World News. No needed to get off the couch to change channels, we only had ONE. We DID have to wait a few minutes for the t.v. to 'warm up' though. The test card showed when there...

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Funny story: How Spoof Writer got to 'first base' with professional hockey player

How Spoof Writer got to 'first base' with professional hockey player

It happened a number of years ago, admits female Spoof Writer. People are gobsmacked when I tell them I got to first base with a professional hockey player. I don't want to embarrass him by mentioning his name, but he owns a large lake-front property in Port Dover, Ontario. This truly happened. He was visiting his brother at the school his brother, and our Spoof Writer, were both teachi...

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