Insurgent Snowmen being blown up In Cairngorm Mountains

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

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They say I am a terrorist but as you can see I am totally armless

Insurgent Snowmen are under attack in the Cairngorm Mountains in the highlands of Scotland. The army are using explosives to try and blow up the terrorist,insurgent snowmen and its all part of the war against terror.

People are being warned to be on their guard against the Insurgent Icemen in case they come up your street with a rifle just like these Afghanistan Insurgents.

The leader of the Insurgents Osammy Been Freezin is reported to be hiding in a cave in the mountains high above the ski resort.

Jack Straw has supported the attack on the insurgent snowmen but Jack Frost has spoken out claiming that yet again its another attack on harmless people backed up just by calling them Insurgents.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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