NORWAY - (Satire News) - This is a dramatic fact in Northern Europe. Due to the coal shortage, some of the snowmen have been left without eyes. "We have rolled snowman parts out of the snow as before, but when eyes are needed to perfect the end re…
BEIJING, China – (Sports News) - The Republic of Mexico has just won gold in the brand new Winter Oympics Snowman Making Event. China’s Fortune Cookie News Agency reports that it is the first gold medal that Mexico has received in over 100 years.
"I'm dreaming of a WHITE Christmas," a Bing Crosby Christmas classic pop song, has been classified as "RACIST" by students dreaming of a romp in the snow! It seems a snow blizzard entered the heads of the students as they inquired into whether the...
After receiving a note from Swiss racketeers demanding ransom for a kidnapped snowman, organisers of the tenth Annual St.Moritz Snowman Building competition went into meltdown. On the eve of judging, extortionists removed the snowy figure that had...
BILLINGSGATE POST: With snow reaching heights of 6 or more feet in the Boston area, reports of a creepy man dressed as a snowman are being investigated by Boston Police. One lady, who did not want to be identified, reported that she was steppi...
When snow covered Tabuk Province near Saudi Arabia's border with Jordan for the third consecutive year Sheikh Mohammed Saleh al-Munajjid sprang immediately into action: "It is not permitted to make a statue out of snow, even by way of play and fun,"...
Himsell Hauser was an anxious child growing up in the suburbs of Weehauken,Wis. From a young age he found himself fascinated by the televised scenes on " ABC's Wide World of Sports " and knew that his destiny was a place on the Winter Olympics team.
SYRACUSE, New York - Local police are reporting that they have responded to dozens of calls about snowmen being stolen from the front yards of homes in Syracuse. Officer Sterling Foxfudge, 37, with the SPD stated that in every instance the perps h...
Last minute negotiations between Santa Claus and Canada Post have saved millions of folks's Christmas dinners. Changes to Canada Post's delivery strategy for rural areas meant peanut butter sandwiches and milk for Christmas dinner was all that co...
Tyneside police have issued a warning to Newcastle residents to stay in doors with news that Snowmen have taken to the streets en masse and have been seen in the process of hurling sticks at one another. "With the heavy snowfall in the area," said...
ASHLAND, Wisconsin - One of the happiest celebrity couples in America, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez flew out to Ashland, Wisconsin. A group of retired Wisconsin Amalgamated Power & Light workers spent a total of 48 hours building the largest...
In the snows of the Himalayas mountaineer Lancelot Bodice-Split has reported locating the grave of the Incredible Snowman, otherwise known as Yeti. 'Only experienced mountaineers can reache the spot' he declared to the massed press 'but my photos...
Conversation overheard between two retired gentlemen in a pub: "So - what you been up to lately then? I mean, like, since I last saw yer?" "Been spoofin' mate." "Been what?" "Spoofin' - on the puter." "What's that then?" "What's what?" "Wotchemacallit - spoofin' Wot's that then?" "Well...it's like a newspaper on the puter. Except it's all lies. " "What's the point of tha...
As snow continues to blanket the continent, bringing traffic, pub crawling, and riots in the street to a near halt, police are on full alert as sightings of an 'Abominable Snowman" continue to pore in from terrified council residents. Described b...
Hosted this year by Oasis Bar & Grille locations around the world, patrons are gearing up for the tenth annual Yellow Snowman competition, with prizes to include an open bar tab at any OB&G location for the period of one year. Started by a...
Washington DC: Noted Archeologist Dr. Indiana Jones held an impromptu news conference after arriving at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport. "Indy" will venture inside the Beltway to investigate the legend of the Obamable Snow-Job. Dr. Jones...
Mary Hinge of Kent had her Snowman stolen last week, and rang the police. Unfortunately for Mary, the police were less than sympathetic. Now it transpires that her snowman was not just stolen, but in fact, kidnapped. "I don't know weather to ri...
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