Frosty The Snowman Lives Longer

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Sunday, 3 January 2010

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Live Long and prosper

Frosty the Snowman is living longer this year because of all the frost and snow in various parts of the world which has been lying longer this year due to the very long cold spell we have been having.

"Every year in winter time I am regenerated like Dr Who, when the snow comes" explained Frosty "You could say I am a born again Snowman every year when I am resurrected I live for a short period of time during cold spells until the snow melts
and I melt only to return next winter."

Frosty had been worried about all these continual reports about global warming until he started taking advice from a scientist who believes in Global Freezing who has assured him
he will live longer each winter because we are going to get more and more cold spells each winter for the near future.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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