Snowman Greets Canadians in Miami

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Tuesday, 24 February 2009

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Canadians Greeted by Snowman in Miami

Miami - Local residents took advantage of the recent cold-snap and a snowcone machine to build a snowman at Miami International Airport.

The out-of-place snowman startled Canadian tourists debarking for their annual winter vacation.

Don McFee of Saskatoon, a grain farmer and passenger in executive class, thought the plane had stopped short in Winnipeg and demanded a full refund from Air Canada.

Miles Pennington, a reporter from Toronto, was non-plussed commenting "Snowmen do not have conical breasts" and felt the use of the snowcone machine was "overdone".

Jaques Gagnon of Chicoutimi was excited at "the firmness of the snow woman's cleavage and bottom" and checked into the the hotel attached to the airport immediately.

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