Frosty The Snowman is Dead

Written by SPECTRUM

Saturday, 16 January 2010

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"I'll be back"

Frosty The Snowman is Dead he died last night in Glasgow after returning from China where the 9 million Snowflakes that landed in Beijing had melted.

He arrived in London yesterday and had travelled up to Glasgow where he was on route to Aviemore in the Highlands of Scotland where there is plenty of Snow.

The weather changed dramatically in Glasgow and there was torrential rain all night and there is not a drop of snow left this morning.

As Frosty melted away last night he uttered the famous Arnold Schwarzenegger quote "I'll be Back". Frosty always rises again when the freezing weather returns.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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