Frosty the Snowman was reborn in Glasgow last night after a heavy snowfall. Frosty was delighted to be back he said "I live more life's now because of Global Freezing its great, its still hard to believe that people still believe this Global warming nonsense."
While humans continue with wars,electing idiots as Prime Ministers and letting bankers take billions of pounds in bonuses even when a Bank makes billions of pounds of losses there is only one thing you can rely on Frosty will always be a born again Snowman.
The only problem Frosty has is he can't buy anything because his bank account is always frozen.
