Frosty poses nude in an "all" men's magazine

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Monday, 18 January 2010

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Frosty not ashamed of "coming out"

Those of you who built snowmen in your childhood days will be surprised to learn that the snowman you all read about and sang about through all of your youth is indeed 'Gay'.

He recently "came out" when a cold front presented itself in his area and felt the need to pose "au natural" in a Gay publication.

A strictly 'mens' type magazine recently published a full frontal centerfold of "FROSTY" without his scarf!

"Let me tell you it was a sight to behold" said one reader of "Men for Men" publication. "It gave me shivers all over" he further twittered.

The publication promised more centerfold spreads of "Frosty", "However", explained the Managing Editor, "right now, Frosty is in the middle of a major meltdown and does not answer any of our calls".

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