The trouble with Scotland is it's full of sheep

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 25 February 2010

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Scottish Nationalist James Douglas has completed an investigation into the highland clearances which was one of the worst periods in Scotland's history when hundreds of thousands of Scots were kicked off their land and sent overseas to America, Canada and Australia. That's why there are so many people in these countries of Scottish descent.

The Highlands are now full of sheep and now even in this present day the sheep outnumber the people. In Glasgow however where the people outnumber the sheep the sad fact is that the people are like sheep they are the most brainwashed conditioned people on planet earth every day in newspapers and television they are given a daily Labour Party brainwashing so lots of them will go out and vote Labour at the next election.

These people are like zombies when you look into their eyes they stare back at you with a blank look saying "I don't know anything about politics I just vote Labour"

Aye the trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Sheep.

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