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Funny story: Sheep have more brains than humans claim Dutch scientists!

Sheep have more brains than humans claim Dutch scientists!

(NOT EDITED) In these quite desperate times, you know what I mean, a group of Dutch scientists decided to look at human intelligence compared to sheep's intelligence. They spent weeks and months studying sheep in the flatlands covering Holland. They…

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Funny story: Elmer Smuckmeister Takes Knee While Proposing To Lizzie The Sheep

Elmer Smuckmeister Takes Knee While Proposing To Lizzie The Sheep

BILLINGSGATE POST: It didn’t have to be this way. But Elmer Smuckmeister finally gave in to his inner-self. After years of trying to court the available ladies in Beaver Crossing, he threw in the towel. Elmer got down on one knee and proposed to L...

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Funny story: Incidents of Sheep-Worrying at an All-Time Low

Incidents of Sheep-Worrying at an All-Time Low

Conservative Minister, Regine Changer, has told reporters from the Chutney on the Fritz Times that, since lockdown began, no reports of sheep-worrying have bothered the desk of local policeman, Donald Plod. The bearded policeman spoke at the press…

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Funny story: Sheep Object to Being Lumped in with Blindly-Following Americans

Sheep Object to Being Lumped in with Blindly-Following Americans

With some derogatorily categorizing the swathes of Americans paralyzed in blind, terrified acceptance of whatever the mainstream media tells them regarding the threat posed by COVID-19 as "sheeple," actual sheep are objecting to being lumped in with...

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Funny story: The Big Sheep: A Parody of The Big Sleep (Part 1)

The Big Sheep: A Parody of The Big Sleep (Part 1)

It was a rainy day as I pulled into Mr Warner's back lot. I could see his pet hawk, Howard, perched on a branch near the mailbox. I wondered how he could get any directing jobs with all those feathers. I went to the door of the Sternmud Mansion.

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Funny story: Yorkshire farmer decides to breed seals instead of sheep claiming he's not a 'sheepshagger!'

Yorkshire farmer decides to breed seals instead of sheep claiming he's not a 'sheepshagger!'

Ramblers strolling the rolling hills of the Yorkshire Dales expecting to experience the legacies of the Bronte Sisters, Heathcliffe, James Herriot, and the Yorkshire Ripper,(Yes there are tourists who love a bit of bloody Yorkshire horror too with th...

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Funny story: Five-legged lamb saved from butchers shop as it does a runner!

Five-legged lamb saved from butchers shop as it does a runner!

A sheep farm near, York UK, has hit the headlines after a lamb born with five legs was heading for the butcher's bench, but instead it did a runner! The lamb was then caught by a passing vet who thought it was quite odd seeing a rather wobbly five...

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Funny story: New Zealand silently invades Australia

New Zealand silently invades Australia

After years of planting double agent sleepers in the Australian government, the plans to invade appear to have succeeded. With now 69 parliamentarians and senators being exposed has having dual Australian and New Zealand citizenship, they are maki...

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Funny story: Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins

Two friends sleeped with 356,000 virgins

Two friends, Abbott and Connor, enjoyed fabulous careers as sheep herders for over 50 years. The friends, who just turned 70, teamed up with a documentary filmmaker and made a film about their experiences. According to both, they are able to fully...

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Funny story: Chris the overgrown Australian sheep gets shaggers hot!

Chris the overgrown Australian sheep gets shaggers hot!

Chris the overgrown Australian sheep has been keeping shaggers at bay by growing a wooly protection outfit that was beyond belief! Sheep shaggers and shearers were having a rather perspiring time whilst attempting to make Chris naked, however, he...

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Funny story: Tests Indicate Venezuelans Are Most Resilient People On Earth

Tests Indicate Venezuelans Are Most Resilient People On Earth

Tests carried out by Anthropologists trying to cheer up the population of rain sodden Wales have revealed that whatever happens to Venezuelans, they come up smiling and have an unshakable belief that things will get better. The controversial tests...

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Funny story: High Speed Rail Link Between Treorchy And Craig Y Llyn In Wales Approved

High Speed Rail Link Between Treorchy And Craig Y Llyn In Wales Approved

A new high speed rail link between Treorchy and Craig - Y Llyn in Glamorgan has been approved. Development of the provision of transport to Wales' Heritage sites and in particular places of post-glacial phytological significance has been a priority...

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Funny story: Bighorns an endangered species, scientists say

Bighorns an endangered species, scientists say

Albuquerque, NM - New Mexico's bighorn sheep will be outfitted with chic new collars, complete with miniature radio receivers in a desperate attempt to keep the endangered animals from becoming extinct. An "army" of scientific researchers, equipped w...

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Funny story: Shock as Huddersfield "Beast Market" is exposed

Shock as Huddersfield "Beast Market" is exposed

Archaeologists have uncovered the remains of a medieval "Beast Market", the equivalent of a modern day Farmer's Market beneath a demolished Satanic Mill in the Kirkgate area. The find is classed as 23b (mundane) in significance. "This find will br...

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Funny story: Ask A Sheepherder, They Never Lie...

Ask A Sheepherder, They Never Lie...

Question: How much money does a sheepherder make? Answer: Just enough to buy oil for my oil burning lantern and a sack of flour for making biscuits. Question: Why sheep? Answer: Why not? Question: How do you stand the loneliness? Answer: I serenade the sheep with my squeeze box, which attracts coyotes that howl along. I'm never lonely in the wild. Question: Which is smart...

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Funny story: Feminist sheep sabotage Welsh sheep shagging conference

Feminist sheep sabotage Welsh sheep shagging conference

Dozens of sheep have staged a protest in central Cardiff to protest against the "meat market" of the pornography industry, as adult entertainment executives attended a National Sheep shagging summit in Llandudno. Dressed as butchers and smeared with...

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Funny story: Sheepshat All Over Church Cemetery!

Sheepshat All Over Church Cemetery!

Since there was no money any longer to keep the church cemetery mowed, a preacher in North Carolina borrowed some sheep from a local sheep farmer who had family buried in the church graveyard. "I thought we could just fence them off", stated Broth...

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