The Siamese twins Ashley and Cheryl Cole have undergone an operation to separate them. Doctors at the Mass Media, Hype and Ring You Agent Hospital spent several hours working to free the pair.
Hospital spokesman Clax Mifford said "It's early days yet, but I think I can get them both plenty of cash to help them with their recovery."
The twins have been looking to go their separate ways for some time and are no doubt relieved that it has finally come to pass. Ashley's nocturnal movements will now be much easier, whilst Cheryl will be free to continue with whatever it is she actually does.
Separating siamese twins is a complicated procedure. However modern day doctors like Clax Mifford have handled numerous cases of famous twins needing to be parted.
