Has 'Saint' Cheryl's Halo Slipped?

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

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How Cheryl Would Like Us To See Her.

As the great British public suddenly take a backwards step and start to seriously examine the evidence put before them by the tabloids and the internet, a steady sea-change in opinion appears to be gathering momentum.

People appear to be asking themselves if Cheryl Cole nee Tweedy could really be as squeaky clean and innocent as she has been portrayed.

With the benefit of hindsight, many are coming to realise that this is the same Cheryl who appeared in court accused of a frenzied assault on a lavatory attendant and who might just possibly be cynically manipulating the media in order to present herself as the victim of the piece.

Questions abound; Did she remove her wedding ring to attract attention? Did she really spend the night with dancer Derek Hough? Has she been angling for a divorce for some time? Was that God-awful lip-synching at the Brit Awards simply a publicity stunt?

Breaking news is that she has officially separated from dumb-ass Ashley. Readers are warned by the Met Office that we face an unprecedented media storm.

Best wrap up warm.

More as we get it.

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