Friends of Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding have confided that the bikini wearing beauty is 'close to breaking point' over the tabloid merry-go-round enveloping her close friend Cheryl Cole and the fact that she has yet again not been lampooned by any leading satirical news websites.
The friend told us that Sarah was sick and tired of reading about Cheryl's tangled love life in all the papers and on the net, and felt that she deserved at least a little media attention from time to time.
It appears that Sarah opened up her laptop this morning and was distraught to discover that yet again she hadn't been lampooned by leading satirical websites like theSpoof.com
Friends tell us that Sarah is at a complete loss as to what she has to do to attract some attention. So far, the only attention she has received this weekend has been calls from satirists wanting her take on the Cheryl Cole soap opera.
One leading satirist told us:
"I've stated publicly that neither I nor my colleagues will ever spoof Sarah Harding. It's just not going to happen, no matter how distraught she gets. We don't spoof her because she's not interesting enough. Changing your bikini every five minutes while you're piss-balling about in the Caribbean just doesn't cut the mustard as suitable satirical material. So, sorry Sarah, but it's a 'no' from me."
"And me," added Louis Walsh.
"That's three 'no's' - Goodbye Sarah," said Simon Cowell with a devastating air of finality.
More as we get it - but definitely NOT on Sarah Harding.
