Gordon Ramsay hires Uri Geller for a day

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 4 January 2010

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What the feck happened to the cutlery

Gordon Ramsay hired Uri Geller for a day to film a new cookery programme for television but there was trouble right from the start.

Geller well known television psychic and mind guru wanted to make Chicken Pizzas and ordered a whole chicken for each pizza he then left a large block of strawberry ice cream next to the oven which melted and Gordon Ramsay could only see red

Ramsay then lost the plot and told Geller to feck off after he bent all the spoons together with all the Forkin Knifes he was putting on the tables in the restaurant.

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