An eff-a-gee of Gordon Brown has been found hanging from a tree in Arbroath Scotland.
The dummy looked so real it was almost like the dummy that makes an arse of things in ten downing street.
Scottish freedom fighters the Scottish resistance have claimed responsibility claiming Brown is Scotland's number one traitor and should be on trial for treason.
The declaration of Arbroath in 1320 states that as long as a hundred Scots remain alive we will never subject ourselves to the dominion of the English and is generally taken by all patriotic Scots as the Scottish constitution.
So if Scottish law is applied literally Brown and Blair and all other so called Scots beforehand are definitely traitors.