Gordon Brown in Alleged XXX Scandal

Written by Aisubeki Akiudo

Wednesday, 16 December 2009

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This afternoon, Prime Minister Gordon Brown was entangled in a barbed-wire bush of controversy.

Moments after leaving the Houses of Parliament, Mr Brown - who had unusually refused a lift home, was seen 'touting for business' on Westminster Heath wearing pink leather shorts.

"He told us he fancied some fresh air, and that he would walk back to number ten. This was obviously not standard procedure, but he can often be rather a stubborn shit.", explained his press secretary Roger McHunt

We are unable (for security reasons) to say what kind of 'business' it was, but let's just say George Michael was seen nearby rubbing his thighs up and down and licking his lips like a dehydrated dog.

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