David Cameron seeing in the New Year in Cranford!

Funny story written by Lightning Conductor

Thursday, 31 December 2009

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The 2010 Chav Shoot gets under way !

Conservative Leader David Cameron will be spending New Year in Cranford this year.

Cranford is actually where Mr.Cameron has ordered all Conservative MP's have their second homes after the next election.

Many resting actors famously reside in Cranford too!

The "Bide a Wee" Home for luvvies that were once someone" is now home to many people from 1980's BBC situation comedies.

Cameron was attracted to the quaint village after declaring Witney a filthy hole of Godlessness and people from Comprehensive schools.

"It even has a bloody kebab shop now" ! bemoaned the Shadow leader of the commons.

The Famed Cranford "New Year Chav Shoot" is also thought to have appealed to the gun toting Toff.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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