Hah! Take That USA! David Cameron Takes Noble Prize!

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Tuesday, 13 October 2009

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The good old United Kingdom triumphed once again over upstart nation, the USA, when Barack Obama was rejected for the Noble Prize in favour of Conservative Party leader David Cameron.

Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, awarded strangely enough by the man who invented dynamite, but David Cameron was the clear winner of the Noble Prize, which entitles him to a half price meal at Ali Bullo's Kebab Shop Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays.

The Noble Prize was initiated by ex-Swindon Town and Burnley attacking midfielder, Peter 'Nobby' Noble, who once ran a sportswear stall in Burnley Market Hall.

Mr Cameron was awarded the award in recognition of his unsurpassed ability for slipping tackles, evading questions, and lacking any true sense of direction.

The award was presented by Mr Peter Nuttall of Nuttall's Black Pudding stall on the open market in Burnley. David Cameron was unable to accept the award personally, but sent along a lackey on his behalf, who typically failed to answer any questions regarding policy.

When a local BNP representative turned up at the ceremony, Mr Nuttall lobbed a black pudding at him and told him in no uncertain terms to 'fuck off!'

Mr Obama was said to be unperturbed by these developments.

Bill O'Reilly was reportedly 'interested'

Jay Leno was shaving, but promised he'd get back to us within three hours, as his batteries were running low.

Peter Noble, who once played at Wembley against Arsenal on a pitch full of sand following the Horse Of The Year Show declined to comment.

As for us, we should be allowed to say that David Cameron is a clueless cunt who is likely to take us on a fast track to hell, but we're not.

So we won't.

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