Cameron to jump 50 children in a Rolls Royce

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Friday, 16 October 2009

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In order to boost his popularity ahead of the forthcoming general election, leader of the Conservative party David Cameron is to jump over 50 children in a specially converted rocket-propelled Rolls Royce.

The stunt is intended to show the Conservatives commitment towards the future of the UK and UK industry, while also grabbing media attention and hopefully capturing an image of "coolness" which has eluded them for so long.

Mr Cameron said, "This is the kind of publicity generating gimmick the Conservative party has been needing for a long time. We are also considering other ideas, like selling the television rights to Thatcher's funeral, or auctioning Anne Widdecombe's virginity on eBay."

In a practice run earlier this week, Mr Cameron wrecked the car and beheaded 7 crash-test dummy children.

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