Smugzone layer saved, pointless t*ats reconsider existence

Funny story written by Ulver

Tuesday, 22 December 2009


The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Smugzone layer saved, pointless t*ats reconsider existence
How next year's X factor finalist may look !

After this week's welcome news that political-conscience rockers Rage Against the Machine had beaten the bastard child of Simon Cowell and Cheryl Cole to the coveted Xmas Number One spot, we can exclusively reveal that the earth's protective smug-zone which has been under threat since Cole's protoge won the "fi"X-Factor has started to regrow itself.

The news comes as Gordon Brown's crack "Armageddon-style" celebrity resue team consisting of Dennis Waterman, Leo Sayer, Chritopher Biggins, the surviving Bay City Rollers and a hologram of John Inman, are to be stood down and sent to a new crack mission in Panto at the Llandudno Flange Palace.

In a shock move, Cowell-Cole have announced that they are to renounce insipid, piss-water pap songs and shift their vile meddling into rock and rap, after seeing how popular the mediums are with the all important 2-7 years demographic.

Cowell announced that next year's X factor will feature songs by genre luminaries such as NWA, Cypress Hill, Mayhem, Burzum and a slew of Norwegian Death Metal staples.

He has announced that the winners song is likely to be "crepitating bowel erosion" by Carcass.

We'd just like to say, well done to the masses for voting out the genetic cast-off of Cowell/Cole and even though it's only a small victory, it's still a victory!

Happy Christmas from Sunny Albania

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more