Harriet Harman Issued an ASBO

Funny story written by Aisubeki Akiudo

Friday, 18 December 2009


The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Harriet Harman Issued an ASBO

Gordon Brown was left with some explaining to do when Harriet Harman, governemt Minister was issued an ASBO for singing the current Rage Against The Machine single - Killing In The Name 'in anger' while shopping.

Ms Harman had been shopping at Lidl in Brixton, South London and was heard humming the tune to the 1990s anarchist classic song. Head of Lidl Security, Ibrahim Mazawi explained what happened next;

"I believe Ms Harman had been humming the song, which is fine. But then when she came to pay for her 19p 2 litre bottles of water, when she refused to pay for a carrier bag, she lost it. She got angry and started bouncing at her knees with her hands in the air 'hip-hop style' shouting FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME, as mentioned in the Christmas number one hopeful."

The Prime Minister described the incident as 'a true sign as any, that Labour is in touch with the common man by being awarded an ASBO.'

Zach de la Rocha, lead singer of Rage was quoted as describing Ms Harman as 'a wanabee establishment cunt'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more