(Defecated News) Prime Minister Gordon Brown (recently dubbed 'The World's Most Love Leader') has gone down a storm in China after eating some hot spicy pussy.
During a tour of Beijing, Brown was invited to attend the 2009 Annual Cat Cook-off Championship in which amateur chefs are asked to come up with the tastiest dishes using household pets. Brown was asked to chose a winner and chose Hoi Sin Ming's ' Szechuan Siamese'
"I was particularly impressed with this spicy, flavoursome dish that reminded me of haggis", explained the charismatic leader, who frequently did that funny thing he does with his jaw after completing a sentence.
Winning chef Ming described the presentation of the prize, an annual subscription of ' Chinese Communist Human Rights Weekly' as 'awesome'.
Next stop for the PM? Canton's domestic bird farm, where he plans on tasting a large hot cock.
