An insider from Number Ten revealed that Gordon Brown was replaced by a lookalike following a deal struck between the Labour Government and the Tories.
According to the deal the lookalike Brown would prepare the ground for a landslide Tory victory at the forthcoming elections. He would do everything possible to humiliate the Labour Party and its supporters.
Tory leader David Cameron was not available for comment yesterday.
The insider who has very close links with Number Ten said that Labour was hoping for a come-back after a few years claiming that the man who ruined the country with nonsense legislation and idiotic promises was not the real Gordon Brown. The real one would claim that he was at the time fishing in Scotland because he was told by Hariette Harman that they had lost the elections.