New Lockerbie probe: the George W Bush/UFO connection

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Tuesday, 17 November 2009

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Was UFO Mile High Club rent boy George W Bush behind the remote controls?

Scotland - (X-Files): Was Midget Oil hireling George W Bush behind the remote controls of a rogue UFO?

A fresh probe into the Lockerbie investigation 'is making groan men Veep' according to this week's BigOilShagger! editorial.

This examines how CIA officials battled to hush-up collusion behind Scotland's worst-ever cold war atrocity cover-up.

"Bush was always a UFO Mile High Club rent boy," the editorial asserts.

"Spooks may have been ordered to erase reports the Pan-Am 103 flight got sucked into the craft's anti-gravity vortex."

UK spooks reckon Bush has long been a suspect behind assassination attempts of key oil/gas supermajor players after ganging up with the Saudis on Papal orders.

Generations of Nazi-denying pontiffs have sought to strip non-OPEC assets and featherbed their evil crucifiction pederastocracy.

"Personally, it was probably both those Poodle Brothers who did it," ex-MI5 CEO Dame Eliza Manningham-Bullingdon Club commented today.

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