Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 25 October 2009

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Outside the Libyan embassy today

Lockerbie - (Big Bang Theory): Scottish police have reopened investigations into Lockerbie bomber Abdelbasset Ali Al-Megrahi's accomplices, previously dubbed as 'imaginary' by Scottish Crown Persecution Service sources.

A Mossad supergrass's tipoff is said to have shocked Metropolitan Police colleagues during their renewed probe into alibis involved in the 1984 shooting of WPC Yvonne Fletcher outside the Libyan embassy.

Top of the suspects list are several of Mrs Thatcher's relations including convicted Equatorial Guinea Coup financier Mark.

Meanwhile at CIA HQ in Langley, Virginia a warrant has just been signed for the immediate extradition to London of ex-US Presidents George Bush Senior and Junior.

The two diehard fiends may be exchanged for Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon, bastard son of Prof Stephen Hawking.

Colonel Gaddafi is affiliated to the Moonies.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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