London, UK - A secret sleeper cell of suspected Iranians was found in the Queen's bedchamber today as police launched a new hunt for Lockerbie clues stuffed inside the royal knickers circa 1987. First up was a moody Ayatollah Rough Son Johnny, chi...
St George's, Grenada - Residents of the Caribbean island of Grenada, a British colony illegally invaded on President Ronnie Raygun's direct orders in October 1983, have blocked transmission of the annual BBC World Service Christmas Day broadcast feat...
Washington - A cover-up about mad-as-hatter former Pontiff Karol Wojtyla is lying in tatters following the resignation of his German successor and top apologist Pope Joseph Ratzinger. "No wonder US Defense Secretary Leon Panetta begged Pope Benny-...
Libya - The man convicted of killing 270 in the 1988 bombing of a US jet has kicked the bucket at home in Tripoli just as the eclipsed Gemini new moon began manifesting in the cosmos. Stargazers have described his RIP as an astrology classic and a...
Alex Salmond and Kenny MacAskill, the architects of the early release of mass murderer Abdul Megrahi, have written to his wife following news that he may be dying, offering to play bagpipes at his wake. In a letter leaked to the Guardian, Salmond...
London - The Foreign Secretary's chilling words warned that Abdelbaset Ali al-Megrahi's ability to slip in/slip out of the country unnoticed was making the Government look pretty foolish. "WTF's he doing at a Jewish wake, forgawdssakes?" Hague dem...
Convicted Lockerbie Bomber Al-Mehgrahi [87] is to sue the Scottish Government under European Human Rights legislation for sending him back to Libya. Al-Mehgrahi [89] complained that his life was in danger after being released by the Scottish Gov...
Tripoli - Speaking to Swedish Red Top reporters Mustafa Abdel-Jalilm rubbished the Colonel's pathetic rant blaming the Vatican for his career-best hits. "The Colonel's hardly a Paypal (sic) puppet," Abdel-Jalim told the Daily Smorgasbord Smearer,...
Following the news that the British government was planning to mount a rescue mission to Libya, the French have reacted with disgust. In a tersely worded communiqué, the French Ambassador said that it appeared that Britain was 'acting in her self-in...
With Colonel Gaddafi refusing to relinquish power in Libya and the country in danger of descending into civil war, the British Government issued a statement today that a rescue aircraft was being readied to fly to the region. Although ministers re...
London - (Subprime): He famously shelled out £10 million two years ago for the bijou neo-Georgian pile in Hampstead Garden Suburb. Last year Libyan dictator's son Saif al-Islam Gaddafi turned down a 'derisory' offer of £7.5 million and blamed 'tha...
The Lockerbie bomber, or Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi to give him his full techincal name, has been discovered by the United Nations to not actually be lying about having cancer. Mr Ali McGrath (Anglicised name) was released by the Scottish go...
Scotland - (Fly-By-Night News): The ancient Vatican Heirlines Tupolev-154 is an exact replica of the 30 year-old rust bucket that carried tragic Polish President Lech Kaczynski RIP in April this year. Its projected route over Scottish soil is sche...
LONDONISTAN: International pressure is mounting to have Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi sent back to prison. Megrahi, the only person convicted of the 1988 bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie that killed 270 people manag...
Alex Salmond, the Scottish First Minister confirmed today how he personally witnessed how ill Megrahi was before they let him loose. Salmond the Scott equivalent of John Prescott said 'Megrahi looked well rough when I saw him in his cell.' He ad...
Abdelbaset al-Megrahi, the only person convicted of the Lockerbie bombing, has joined the Libyan Olympic squad for 2012, a government spokesman in Libya announced. Megrahi, who was released from a Scottish prison on compassionate grounds a year a...
Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, the man accused of the Lockerbie bombing, was banned from driving yesterday after being caught speeding AGAIN! Megrahi was driving his Ferrari home from a charity sky-dive last month when he was pulled over by pol...
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