Crawford, Texarse - (Rotters): The Thanksgiving build-up at Predator Chapel Farm is decidedly frosty.
An FBI counter-intelligence story is blaming German blackmailer Edis Kayalar in the Cindy Crawford extortion business.
A photo of Ms Crawford and Randy Gerber's seven year-old daughter is being touted as the bait that hooked Kayalar's $100,000 bounty demand.
But behind the scenes the Bush family is frantic.
An early 2001 White House S&M bondage video of twins Jenna and Barbara has found its way into Sarah Palin's hands.
And prospective son-in-law also-ran Levi Johnston has got hold of a copy.
Supermodel Crawford is now threatening to sue George W Bush after finding out about the Jenna/Barbara scam.
"She feels smeared by the sordid association of Bush's hometown and her professional acting name," attorney-at-law Sharke B Finlkelberger said today.
Henry Hagar is virtually impotent.