"No use hidin' behin' Randy Gerber!" Laura tells Dubya as man indicted on Crawford extortion charges

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 14 November 2009

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Is this what Cindy will really look like when she's 69, like Laura?

Crawford, Texarse - (Rotters): The Thanksgiving build-up at Predator Chapel Farm is decidedly frosty.

An FBI counter-intelligence story is blaming German blackmailer Edis Kayalar in the Cindy Crawford extortion business.

A photo of Ms Crawford and Randy Gerber's seven year-old daughter is being touted as the bait that hooked Kayalar's $100,000 bounty demand.

But behind the scenes the Bush family is frantic.

An early 2001 White House S&M bondage video of twins Jenna and Barbara has found its way into Sarah Palin's hands.

And prospective son-in-law also-ran Levi Johnston has got hold of a copy.

Supermodel Crawford is now threatening to sue George W Bush after finding out about the Jenna/Barbara scam.

"She feels smeared by the sordid association of Bush's hometown and her professional acting name," attorney-at-law Sharke B Finlkelberger said today.

Henry Hagar is virtually impotent.

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