Texas - (Freudian Flip): The Fort Hood shrink was on the mental health certification panel that passed Bush's 1994 Texas gubernatorial Pioneer funraisers as 'clinically sane', according to reports.
And Pentagon Bonesmen colleagues - who erased George W Bush's criminal records - may have also helped fake Major 'Abu Nidal' Malik Hasan's psychiatric qualifications.
This week FBI agents probing the Major's background will lay bare Yale University's Skull 'N' Bones Society alumni records.
These are believed to show Bonesmen were involved in eradicating all references to cocaine, organised crime and mental retardation from Bush's CV.
Also in the FBI frame is First Earth Battalion founder and Men Who Stare At Goats nutter General Albert Stubblebine III.
Major Abu Nidal remains in under armed guard and in a coma amid the FBI probe into the killing of 13 and the wounding of 31 at the US army base.
On Sunday an ashen-faced and paranoid-looking ex-President Bush toured the camp, muttering incoherently and barking orders as if he was still in charge.
General Colon Bowel is on a phishing trip somewhere near the Azores.