Written by mamad

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

image for Prince Harry to Marry Pippa Middleton
Middleton Sisters Rehearsing for Future Anachronistic Roles

In a late breaking story reveals that Prince Harry has proposed to Pippa Middleton and been accepted. The happy couple beamed as they described to this reporter how the Chelsy Davies smokescreen worked beautifully to divert attention from their growing love.

"Nobody ever guessed," Pippa gushed as Harry looked on adoringly. "Boy, were people dumb. Harry thought it all up. He is my prince for real."

Harry's grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II is understood to have thrown up her hands. "What the hell," highly placed court officials report her as saying, "He's just like his mother...I could never do anything with her, either."

Making it a clean sweep for the Middleton girls, a double wedding is planned as a cost containment measure if Wills can ever get around to proposing to Pippa's elder sister.

In view of the tense situation in her home country of Zimbabwe, Chelsy Davies is reported to believe that her time providing a distraction from the newest Middleton/Windsor romance was well spent. Her efforts are understood to have earned her the right to live in the UK in perpetuity.

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Topics: Harry Potter

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