HRH Prince Harry inherited his share of his mother's fortune today and vowed to use it for the good of all mankind. Referring to the ghastly amount of unearned money he now enjoys with hanging head, the Prince gallantly put his plan into action.
He was spotted by keen observers, entering a club long favored by the younger and drunker royals and their hangers-on. Ordering all comers to belly-up to the bar, he made the hearts of bar owners around the world happy as he bought round after round for all.
It is understood that alcohol based upon fermented baby tears does not come cheap. Of course, one gets what one pays for, and ever the wise consumer, Harry showed his appreciation for quality in his quantity.
At the end of the evening it was over; the booze was drunk up, the money was gone, and most happily, the recession was over. The nation owes a debt of gratitude to this fine young man who gave so selflessly of himself to alleviate the suffering of others.
The Prince is currently unavailable for comment.