Harry Potter Star Radcliffe Seen With Tom Cruise

Funny story written by Richard Vans Deferens

Thursday, 16 July 2009

At the L.A. premiere of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, film star and teen icon Daniel Radcliffe was seen talking to famed cult icon Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise is famous for generally good movies before he joined the infamous Scientology cult, as well as fairly bad ones after. Did anyone hear Valkyrie? This seems to be a trend inside of the cult. Scientology is famous for its science fiction writer turned guru L. Ron Hubbard, as well as a wave of internet protestors known as Anonymous, who do it "for teh lulz".

Reportedly, Cruise was overheard trying to convice Radcliffe that Scientology was a lot like Harry Potter. Radcliffe then allegedly replied, "NO U", and walked off.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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