Jack - It's Where You Wanna Be

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 9 September 2009

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Jack...Cavorting...What Can You Do?

Once again, Jack is the name that everybody wants, according to the Times of London. Jack is the most popular name, and has been for the last 13 years.

For boys.

Calling girls 'Jack' is likely to lead to ridicule, and not regarded as a good move. A girl named Jack will probably turn out to be a raving lesbian.

Surveys show that there are many popular 'Jacks' but they're not usually female.

There's Jack Bauer out of 24, Jack Daniels, out of Tennessee, Jack and the beanstalk, Jack Nicholson, out of the Shining, Jack Sparrow, out of 'Pirates Of The Caribbean', Jack in a box- the irritating little shit- Jack Dee, grumpy stand-up comedian, Jack Tweed, one time hubby of Jade Goody, currently an accused rapist, Jack Russell, a dog dead good at rat-catching, Jack Lemmon, who remains a comedic legend, the Union Jack, which is a fucking joke anyway, Jack Straw, whose son smokes weed, (allegedly) Jack Charlton - Irish Geordie football manager, the Jack of hearts, Jack Black and somebody I don't recognise.

This page has been blatantly plagiarised from the London Times newspaper. It has also been used as a critique, which is perfectly legal for the purpose of copying.

Quotations are perfectly acceptable, as long as they only criticise.

Hey! The Times!

Your crossword is too hard!

Job done!

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The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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