A study of names in Britain has shown that you are more likely to be a big, fat ugly skank if you are named 'Tracy'.
Also, you are more likely to have been pregnant at 14, have greasy bleached hair and a boyfriend called Dave, Joe or Kevin.
Women named 'Tracy' are also more likely to be unable to say "thank you" or pronounce "isn't it" correctly.
You are also a nose picker and you wear cheap-ass pink tracksuit bottoms and dangly plastic earrings.
Paradoxically, men named 'Tracy' are from stable upper middle-class households, have stable well paying jobs in finance, drive convertible BMW's, are married to women named 'Trish' but are secretly homosexual.
