Written by Chamone

Friday, 3 July 2009

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A study of names in Britain has shown that you are more likely to be a big, fat ugly skank if you are named 'Tracy'.

Also, you are more likely to have been pregnant at 14, have greasy bleached hair and a boyfriend called Dave, Joe or Kevin.

Women named 'Tracy' are also more likely to be unable to say "thank you" or pronounce "isn't it" correctly.

You are also a nose picker and you wear cheap-ass pink tracksuit bottoms and dangly plastic earrings.

Paradoxically, men named 'Tracy' are from stable upper middle-class households, have stable well paying jobs in finance, drive convertible BMW's, are married to women named 'Trish' but are secretly homosexual.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Names




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