I named my son "Ben Dover"

Funny story written by Smofie

Friday, 10 April 2009

Cathleen Price and husband Ricky Dover have joined the celebrity inspired trend of unusual baby names

When Cathleen gave birth to a little boy 6 weeks ago she decided to take full advantage of her husbands last name and called her son Ben Dover.

Cathleen says:

"Ben dover is just a classic name that reminds me of my youth. My friend Carol named her child Cocoa because she had an obsession with Chocolate in her youth why can't I call my child Ben"

The child protection agency chose to comment on this story saying:

"This is clearly some mothers attempt to have a laugh, and be the class clown. This child is clearly going to suffer and I personally think it is sad that a mother could inflict a life of sadness to an innocent child"

However I think it is just plain funny. And Cathleen Price we congratulate you on the birth of "Ben dover"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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